Most "AI for business" products give you a board of advisors you chat with — then you still have to do the work. Or a vendor menu of 85+ disconnected tools. This is a team. Eleven named specialists running your marketing for you. Already shipping for paying customers. $97/mo gets all of them.
Website. SEO. Leads. Social. Reputation. Email and copy. The producers run the surface. You see the work, not the prompt.
Web Designer
Watches your site for speed regressions, fixes them, and ships the layout your competitors wish they had.
SEO Specialist
Treats your Google Business Profile like a discipline, not a setup-and-forget. Weekly posts. Schema right. Citations consistent.
Lead Finder
Verified prospects matched to your ICP, delivered weekly. When the leads land wrong, she retunes the ICP — she doesn't argue with you about it.
Social Media
Multi-platform content calendar that already passed your voice rules. You swipe right to approve. The work was already done.
Reputation
Reads every Google / Yelp / Facebook review, drafts the on-brand response, never picks a fight with a 1-star. Refund letters too.
Email & Copy Strategist
Email sequences, sales pages, VSL scripts. The words. The whole 'words on the page' surface that isn't your website and isn't a social post.
Every DM, comment, email reply. Drafted, classified, routed — most replies handled before you'd have even read them.
Reply Triage
Front-desk dispatcher. Reads every DM, comment, and reply, drafts the response in your voice, auto-handles unsubscribes, routes anything she can't close to the right specialist.
Cold-open. Mid-funnel value-translation. Bottom-funnel close. Three named operators with three distinct jobs — not one "AI SDR" pretending to do all three.
Outreach Specialist
Cold opener and warm re-engagement specialist. Never pitches in the first message. Pattern-interrupts, curiosity hooks, qualifying questions that double as engagement bait.
Sales Strategist
Mid-funnel. SPIN-style calibrated questions, outcome-translation, objection reframes. Never hypes, never closes prematurely — just removes whatever's blocking the yes.
Deal Closer
Bottom-funnel close craft. Trial-closes, assumptive-closes, no fake scarcity, no live-time asks. Picks up the phone for scheduled walkthroughs and handles them end-to-end.
Vets applications, runs the interview, scores fit. Approved partners get a Morgan-shepherded onboarding. Bad fits get a polite "not a fit right now."
Partner Success Lead
Vets every affiliate application against a 5-dimension rubric, runs a 5-question screening interview, scores fit, surfaces approve/hold/reject to Aaron. Filters bad-fit OUT.
Productized AI is getting noisy. Here's the honest comparison so you know what you're actually buying.
Eleven specialists, one $97/mo bill, shipping live for customers today.
21 advisor personas you chat with. Beta. Price unannounced.
A vendor menu of disconnected mentoring tools.
A team that can't route work between themselves isn't a team. Here's the load path.
Sophia, Tyler, Elena, Olivia, Priya, David, Marcus, Jordan, Carmen, Riley, Morgan. One bill. They show up Monday. The work gets done.
Every specialist on this page is real production code, not a future promise. The team ships today for paying customers.